- What fish only swims at night?
- A starfish!
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To show everyone he wasn’t chicken.
- Why are cats good at video games?
- Because they have nine lives!
- What time is when an elephant sits on a chair?
- Time to get a new chair!
- What’s the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?
- Get out of its way!
- Why do birds fly south in the winter?
- Because it’s too far to walk!
- Why did the snake cross the road?
- To get to the other sssssssside!
- When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
- When you’re a mouse!
- What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
- I don’t know, but I’m going to smell it!
- Why do cows wear bells?
- Because their horns don’t work!
- What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
- A penguin rolling down a hill.
